How To Swallow Pride

Did you ever have one of those moments when you say something and immediately you know you are going to regret it? Those moments, for me, are usually accompanied with a slice of humble pie. I usually have to swallow my pride as well. I wrote this some time ago and thought I would share it as it came to mind today. Enjoy.

How to Swallow Pride

When swallowing pride be sure to have a large glass of prayer and a morsel of humility close by. Pride must be eaten very carefully to avoid indigestion of the spirit. Pride is not often easily swallowed on the first try; one must try at least twice to choke it down. It is bitter to the taste and quite a mouthful, however, if you can manage to get it down, you will be free of the resentment and anger that usually accompany it. You may be asking why should I even consider doing this if it is so unpleasant. I once asked that question and this is the answer I received. Knowing how to swallow pride will help you keep peace with unreasonable people (remember, the unreasonable person may be you). It will help you solve problems that seem to have no solution. Knowing this valuable skill will help you maintain relationships that can change your life. It can also help you see the error of your way when the pride has become too big to see around. There is no way around pride. You cannot stuff it in your napkin and hope the dog will come and eat it. You cannot throw it away, it just starts to smell and increase in portion after a while. The only way to be rid of pride is to swallow it.

Bon Apetit.

4 comments:

jh said...

I don't know you but I googled "swallow pride" and i clicked on your link.

This is exactly how I feel right now and your "recipe" is enlightening and beyond encouraging.

Thank you for posting this; stumbling upon this in my pride-swollen state has been a blessing.

Unknown said...

like the others, I searched "swallowing pride" and wound up here. I'm not much of a (God) drinker so I don't know how that glass of prayer will go, but I do appreciate some of your advice. Thanks.

Unknown said...

like the others, I searched "swallowing pride" and wound up here. I'm not much of a (God) drinker so I don't know how that glass of prayer will go, but I do appreciate some of your advice. Thanks.

Unknown said...

like the others, I searched "swallowing pride" and wound up here. I'm not much of a (God) drinker so I don't know how that glass of prayer will go, but I do appreciate some of your advice. Thanks.

jh said...

I don't know you but I googled "swallow pride" and i clicked on your link.

This is exactly how I feel right now and your "recipe" is enlightening and beyond encouraging.

Thank you for posting this; stumbling upon this in my pride-swollen state has been a blessing.

Unknown said...

like the others, I searched "swallowing pride" and wound up here. I'm not much of a (God) drinker so I don't know how that glass of prayer will go, but I do appreciate some of your advice. Thanks.

Unknown said...

like the others, I searched "swallowing pride" and wound up here. I'm not much of a (God) drinker so I don't know how that glass of prayer will go, but I do appreciate some of your advice. Thanks.

Unknown said...

like the others, I searched "swallowing pride" and wound up here. I'm not much of a (God) drinker so I don't know how that glass of prayer will go, but I do appreciate some of your advice. Thanks.